Melissa Needs.... part duex

That was fun, so I decided to do Melissa Wants in google. Same idea as Melissa Needs. Here we go:

1: Melissa wants to be a model sure why not.
2: Melissa wants your hot dogs nah, i'll just settle for your weiners
3: Melissa wants you to receive beautiful flowers on a regularbut semi-random basis from the man in your life. only if he'll send them to me too.
4: Melissa wants to talk about 'the deal' after recording. we better talk about the deal before they record my horrible singing voice.
5: Melissa wants to make Movie History. what kind of movies are we talking about here?
6: Melissa wants a Los Angeles Superior Court judgeto order the multimillionaire actor to significantly increase those payouts only if I can get a cut of that!
7: What Melissa wants, of course, is everything but sex -- love, mainly, but alsothat human contact and respect and mutual affection. must be a different melissa!!
8: Melissa wants Roy to choose her without extenuating circumstances. Is that you Roy??
9: Melissawants in your face confrontation with as much emotion and crying as possible. Take Two!!
10: Melissa wants Erika to vote the Professor off the island. Yep, let someone else do my dirty work!

Melissa Needs....

I'm always game for new blog fun. So here is the lastest: in Google you type in your name then needs and copy the first 10 things you see. My list, as per Google, of things that I need.

1: Melissa needs maintenance manuals. Um, what kind of maintenance are we talking here?
2: Melissa needs attention and will do “things” for attention! LOL ~ "Things". Wait, how'd you hear about that? O God, There aren't pictures... are there?
3: Melissa Needs-the-Dough! Please, send donations.
4: Melissa needs a ride and smitten conversation. You can keep the small talk, just bring on the ride!
5: Melissa needs a rehearsal disc for her Grease cast to sing along to.
6: Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead. Um, yea, I'll get right on that.
7: Melissa needs blood will you help me?
8: Melissa needs to stick to the subject of music and leave the pseudopsychoanalysisto those more qualified than she. Excuse Me?? I'll pseudopsycho blah blah blah whatever I want whenever I want. So there!
9: Melissa needs to select information from the Partners table. Ooo, The partners table, I like the sound of that, can I try it out?? O wait I need a partner.
10: Melissa needs her meds, and I'm sure Mikey won't get them for her.

Ok, I'll settle for needing all of the above things. Now who's getting them for me , because aaparently Mikey's lazy ass sure isn't. Damn Mikey!

Don't Ask that Question

Disclaimer: I am probably going to come across as completely bitchy and female-ish through out the duration of this entry, however being a woman I have that right and occasionally I am going to exercise that right - one of those times being now.

That being said, in life, in relationships, in dealing with people on any type of intimate level there are questions that should not be asked. There are different levels of different questions stemming from different styles of relationships. I'm offering some insight.

Questions that boyfriends should not ask:

1- What do you want for your birthday?
This was the question I was asked that originally sparked this entry. My response should have been, Are you f#&%ing kidding me? And I'm sorry, but it's been six months you should just know or ask my mom or friends. I've bought The Boyfriend almost an entire wardrobe in the six months we've been dating, he wears the clothes I've bought him all of the time (sometimes I wonder if he's washed them between wearing them) do you think maybe he could figure out what I want. Or once again at least ask my mom or friends??? Ok, on to question 2.

2- Is it that time of month again?
If I have to explain why this question should not be asked you should be shot. And no, it's not, thank you very much.

3- What do you want to do tonight?
This question is ok to ask before 7 or 8pm that same night (and even that is pushing it). After that if you don't already know what you're doing just ad-lib without asking! Act like you had plans the whole time! Although spontaneity is the spice of life, make sure both parties think so.


*All of these questions are permitted from friends and family members, because they can get away with stupidity or ignorance. There is a different guideline for boyfriends, depending on how long the relationship has lasted. I know it's difficult, I'm sorry. I don't make the rules, I'm just trying to simplify them for you guys.

Halloween Horror Nights

HHN was a blast! As usual.

Beason, Raymundo and Superman went. And of course it was beyond fun.

The boyfriend was supposed to go with but somehow he forgot to take the day off so he didn't go. I don't understand how he forgot. This was my birthday present to myself, like my own birthday before my party and he forgets. Whatever.

Anyway, no dwelling. I still had a blast. The Hulk in the dark is Incredible (no pun intended)! The seven haunted hauses were horrific for the most part. A couple were complete cheesepie!

I puked before we went on the Hulk. I never puke! But I had been drinking since 7pm Saturday night with no food intake whatsoever! So 26 hours later I puked, so what. I still went on all the rides that were availed to me.

Too much fun. And without the boyfriend to babysit me! Great pre-birthday Events!!