The Captain's Wife

So as you all know my little Tre, now 5, started Kindergarten this year. Poor me.

He came home today and told me of his new music teacher, Mrs. Morgan.

He said "She's really pretty. And can sing really good. But she doesn't have a boat."

(Um, ok. ?)

"Why do you think she should have a boat, Tre?"

To this he snidely replied "Because her husbands a pirate."

A little curious, I decided to question this "A pirate? Are you sure?"

"Yea, Mom, Captain Morgan!!"

O my god. I had nothing else to say. I must be a drunk, and the music teacher probably knows this. My 5 year old not only knows of Captain Morgan but he also knows what his occupation is!