Who are these Beautiful Women & what did you do with the Kings Of Hell??
It's Friday Night, Fish and Sarge's band, the Kings of Hell, are playin at the Atlantic Theatres. Of course we're going! Band doesn't start til 11, so we'll get some libations while we wait next door at Po' Boys.
Drinkin,
drinkin,
& more drinkin!
11 o'clock finally rolls around. We head next door to pay the door fee and go inside. At the ticket window the sign reads SOLD OUT.
Sold Out? What the $&*@? The Kings of Hell are a great band but Sold Out? C'mon Now. That's going a bit far.
I call Fish. Explain to him the predicament we've been put in, he comes out of the theatre and says in his sexy Johnny Cash voice "Follow Me". We do so, walking all the way around to the back of the theatre and go in the back door. Which puts us right next to the stage. HELL YEAH!
This is where we wait, all of the Theatre seats are taken by paying customers, so we wait next to the stage. It's cool, a better view anyway. And free beer.
Instead of the band setting up, it being 11:08 an' all, there are tiny but beautiful model girls walking around in underwear with big eighties hair and high heels with christmas-colored leggings.
There's a sleep wear fashion show for 8103 a new clothing store on the island. Now I know why it was sold out (enter lightbulb - ding!)
These girls were beautiful! I was so jealous, not really jealous. But GODDAMN I started dwelling on when I looked like that - 10 years and two children ago. I miss that body.
Enter the diet and exercise program.
For some people it takes simply a big christmas meal for them to encroach upon the resolution of weight loss.
For others it takes a quick glance in a strategically placed mirror under poor lighting.
Apparently for me it takes my boyfriend understandably drooling over 25 of the hottest under-20 year olds in the Jacksonville area.
Yep! That did it.
Drinkin,
drinkin,
& more drinkin!
11 o'clock finally rolls around. We head next door to pay the door fee and go inside. At the ticket window the sign reads SOLD OUT.
Sold Out? What the $&*@? The Kings of Hell are a great band but Sold Out? C'mon Now. That's going a bit far.
I call Fish. Explain to him the predicament we've been put in, he comes out of the theatre and says in his sexy Johnny Cash voice "Follow Me". We do so, walking all the way around to the back of the theatre and go in the back door. Which puts us right next to the stage. HELL YEAH!
This is where we wait, all of the Theatre seats are taken by paying customers, so we wait next to the stage. It's cool, a better view anyway. And free beer.
Instead of the band setting up, it being 11:08 an' all, there are tiny but beautiful model girls walking around in underwear with big eighties hair and high heels with christmas-colored leggings.
There's a sleep wear fashion show for 8103 a new clothing store on the island. Now I know why it was sold out (enter lightbulb - ding!)
These girls were beautiful! I was so jealous, not really jealous. But GODDAMN I started dwelling on when I looked like that - 10 years and two children ago. I miss that body.
Enter the diet and exercise program.
For some people it takes simply a big christmas meal for them to encroach upon the resolution of weight loss.
For others it takes a quick glance in a strategically placed mirror under poor lighting.
Apparently for me it takes my boyfriend understandably drooling over 25 of the hottest under-20 year olds in the Jacksonville area.
Yep! That did it.
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